Roll with a Miser

Every idiot that goes about with

"Merry Christmas" on his lips

Should be burned in his own pudding!

Oh no

Didn't know who you were dealing with, did ya?

I'm back like I never left! (E.Cole I)

Yeah, I'm counting my money but I promise I'm not flexing

I'm tracking disbursements, won't quit 'til they're replenished

I'm focused on savings, keeping a lid on expenses

Going out costs dimes ain't got time for the friendships

Your debt's overdue I'm going full-blown detective

Doing my own bounty hunting I'm fucking relentless

Now you got your own accountant on the offensive

I don't plan on dying so I don't need an apprentice

A lot of my staff stand around unproductive

With a thumb up their ass like they're charging phones in public

(Whatcha doin'?)

Either that or they're using the bathroom

Or riding some coattails like YouTube reactors

You didn't know that you rolled with a miser, did you?

I can't change my stripes like a tiger, it's a zoo

Stacking shillings baby one at a time

You can't break who I am

That money's on the mind (Money, money)

You didn't know that you rolled with a miser, did you?

I can't change my stripes like a tiger, it's a zoo

Stacking shillings baby one at a time

You can't break who I am

That money's on the mind

I got a trained eye so I see through the bullshit

If you step in my village I can sniff out a tourist

I ain't making donations, can't you see I got work?

I'll snap your clipboard in half then toss your ass to the curb (Get out)

This here bank is run by a miserly old man

I'm taking deposits then I'm recycling Coke cans

You walk up in my house I got no plants

But Marley's body is underneath, it's just part of the floor plans

My stagecoach is an '09 Fusion

'Cause there's barely any property tax, ya stupid!

Yo there's no days off, that's the mantra I live

I tell Fred to get fucked and film yourself in a gym!

(Follow the rules)

'Cause even when there's no one in line

I'll make you walk through the ropes

Can't cut to the side

I put a gun to Dickens' head, told him to write me out (Do it!)

But I brokered the proceeds, coming in nicely now (That's business)

You didn't know that you rolled with a miser, did you?

I can't change my stripes like a tiger, it's a zoo

Stacking shillings baby one at a time

You can't break who I am

That money's on the mind (Woo, all the money)

You didn't know that you rolled with a miser, did you?

I can't change my stripes like a tiger, it's a zoo

Stacking shillings baby one at a time

You can't break who I am

That money's on the mind

Humbug!

What's Christmas to you

But a time for finding yourself a year older

But not an hour richer!