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AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Martin Day
Martin Day
Begleitgesang
Richard Milner
Richard Milner
Schlagzeug-Programmierung
Matt Hough
Matt Hough
Begleitgesang
Emily Dear-Divine
Emily Dear-Divine
Begleitgesang
Nicole Connell
Nicole Connell
Begleitgesang
Alice Hoyle
Alice Hoyle
Begleitgesang
Sabrina Hinchliffe
Sabrina Hinchliffe
Begleitgesang
Elly Fenton
Elly Fenton
Begleitgesang
Issie Webb
Issie Webb
Begleitgesang
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Martin Day
Martin Day
Songwriter:in
Richard Milner
Richard Milner
Komponist:in
Sarah Jones
Sarah Jones
Arrangeur:in für Gesangsaufnahmen
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Richard Milner
Richard Milner
Produzent:in

Lyrics

My name's Phil and I live next door
What do I do? I'm a jobbing Plumber
I'm the man for your frozen pipes
Or when your drain blocks in the summer
Take my card. You never know
Remind me of your name again
My name's Gary. Yes, I live around here
What do I do? I'm a Fingerprint Expert
It's a strange job, why, just this week
I'm dusting buttocks for the prints of a pervert
No, the man is still at large
Remind me of your name again
So tell me how is it you know Amanda?
Doesn't she have such a lovely place here?
We somehow thought that the place would be grander
But so convenient. The school is so near
My name's Anne. No, I live in Leeds
What do I do? I'm a Tax Inspector
I check accounts for anomalies
Often firms in the private sector
Pay their cleaners from petty cash
Remind me of your name again
My name's Gary, just in from L.A
What do I do? I'm Stunt-Double Actor
It's a strange job, why, just this week
I'm Keanu Reeves getting hit by a tractor
No, he's shorter than you'd think
Remind me of your name again
So tell me how is it you know Amanda?
Doesn't she have such a lovely place here?
We somehow thought that the place would be grander
But so convenient. The school is so near
My name's Lynn and I live nearby
What do I do? I work in a bank
But I'm on sick leave since the stressful day
When a robber walked in and fired a blank
It was just a starting gun
Remind me of your name again
My name's Gazza. No, I live in Auz
What do I do? I'm a Crocodile Wrangler
It's a strange job, why, just last month
One caught in shark-net - I had to untangle her
No, I try to bite them first
Remind me of your name again
Thank you. You're kind to invite us, Amanda
Haven't you got such a lovely place here?
As we have work to be up for tomorrow
We'll say good night now and we'll disappear
We'll disappear
I'll disappear
Written by: Martin Day, Richard Milner

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