I wish you were like Father of the Bride
I wish you'd learn to roll your eyes at me
When I do something you don't like
When I do it just to spite you
Crack a smile, come on stay a while
I wish you were the coach of the football team
Yeah like really cut your teeth
Chase your dreams
Find out what it means
To be an actual human being
Crack a smile, come on stay a while
I could be the one to teach ya
But I wanna say "fuck it all"
And then I wanna have a call
Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack
When there's horses
I wanna "fuck it all"
I'm half-expecting you to call
Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack
So unimportant
I wish that you'd notice me
Your first love peels the tape off your eyes
So you can carry on moonlighting
What if a good heart is too good for your own good
Trips and falls apart for months on end
Crack a smile, come on stay a while
I wanna say "fuck it all"
And then I wanna have a call
Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack
When there's horses
I want to say "fuck it all"
I'm half-expecting you to call
You're probably looking for a needle in a haystack
So unimportant
I wish that you'd notice me
I have such a vivid memory
Of turning on the TV
Showing you my new favorite thing
You let your silence speak
Shit gets passed down from you to me
I have changed what I believe but
I still just need you to be
Exactly what I need
Such a vivid memory
Of turning on the TV
Showing me your new favorite thing
I let my silence speak
Shit gets passed down from you to me
I have changed what I believe but
I still just need you to be
Exactly what I need
I still need you to need me
I wanna say "fuck it all"
Crack a smile, come on stay a while
And then I wanna have a call
You're probably looking for a needle in a haystack
Why are you looking for a needle in a haystack?
Crack a smile, come on stay a while
You're probably looking for a needle in a haystack
When there's horses
I want you to notice me
