Rom Auditions (feat. Romesh Ranganathan)

Uhh, Marlowe, it's Romesh Ranganathan here

Uhh, UK comedian, sort of on my way to becoming a national treasure, I think

Um, look, as you know, I've been a fan of yours

But then I was thinking how do I step that up a level

Then I thought what better way than having a UK rapper as part of the group?

Obviously you could pick any UK rapper but I was thinking what about somebody who already has profile, known in a different entertainment arena, stepping across to become a rapper. It's exciting isn't it?

I'm buzzing just talking about it, I know it doesn't sound like it, but I'm buzzing just thinking

Look, I've prepared an audition. See what you think. Yeah, let me know alright? Here we go

Romesh Ranganathan, Marlowe audition

Hmm is how I chose to start this

UK comedian becomes a rap artist

The sharpest tool, I have been never

Sentence structure lacking because I am not clever

My therapist told me to change my inner voice

I told him I dont have a choice

He still gave me an invoice

Marlowe please let me in? Please would you let me in

Feel like I'm at the club begging you to get me in

Friends will take the piss when they hear me spitting this

I would roll in shit and piss just to get a whiff on a track by my favourite rap duo named Marlowe

Avoid whack like taxes dodged by Gary Barlowe

You won't get that line, that's pure Britishness

That's what I'm bringing with a sprinkle of viciousness

So please, don't play me like Wiggam

'Cause I should be in Marlowe like my name was Solemn Brigham

You get it?

Ok guys, you've got my number. Hit me up

I'll speak to you soon

Peace, goodbye