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Danse Wad
Danse Wad
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Friday night at the casino
Things were looking down
Playing slots and blackjack tables
I done cleaned my bank account
But I got a secret stash
A real ace up my sleeve
Tens of thousands saved on up
That no one's gonna need
Gambling with my son's college fund
I'm gonna throw it all on black
That kid is straight retarded
And I want my money back
Blackjack's got a hold on me
Stronger than you know
So I'm whipping out that college fund
And letting that shit go
My son is fucking stupid
The kid can barely read
Doubt he'll even finish high school
He's gonna need his GED
So I got this massive college fund
And an itch to play roulette
Do you think that he will really mind
If I put it all on red
Gambling with my son's college fund
Gonna multiply that shit
My kid is straight retarded
And gamblers never quit
Poker's got a hold on me
Stronger than you know
So I'm whipping out that college fund
And letting that shit go
Double down and ante up
We are getting fucking rich
Gambling is a lifestyle
And this casino is my bitch
I blew away my son's college fund
I lost the entire thing
I guess that I'm retarded
And shit at gambling
Blackjack had a hold on me
Stronger than you know
Man I blew away his college fund
I should've let it fucking go
Written by: Danse Wad

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