If You Were a Rock & Roll Record

If you were a rock 'n' roll record You would be a hit, I know If you were a rock 'n' roll record You'd be played on every record show You'd go round and around and around and around They'd never let you stop all day Around and around with the grooviest sound You would be the one that everybody would play If you were a musical platter Soon you would be number one If I was your phonograph needle Woo, it would be such fun We'd go round and around and around and around And, baby, before we were through If you were a rock 'n' roll record I know they'd sell a million of you You'd go round and around and around and around They'd never let you stop all day Around and around with the grooviest sound You would be the one that everybody would play If you were a musical platter Soon you would be number one If I was your phonograph needle Woo, it would be such fun We'd go round and around and around and around And, baby, before we were through If you were a rock 'n' roll record I know they'd sell a million of you I know they'd sell a million of you I know they'd sell a million of you I know they'd sell a million of you