Hog Calling Contest

B741 Yeah, well, I'm sweating And I'm puttin' lipstick on Happy in mud I'm going the whole hog When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 Take my gift, it's made of mud A masterpiece, a work of art Take back your coin for I have no use I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud) But I'm in a poke (I'm in a poke) I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls) I'm on your back (I made a silk purse) I made a silk purse from my ears (from my ears) When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy Callin' out my battle cry Tryna find my partner in crime Tryna woo the sow in the heat Woo, pig, sooie I wanna wine and dine you, I'm a feral swine (dine) That'd turn down Miss Piggy to make you mine (mine) When hell freezes over When the fat lady sings 'til she's blue in the face What if the rabbit eats the king cobra? Does that mean the turtles win the race? When pigs fly (when pigs fly) I'll be on the flight (b741) We've come a long way from the sty and the farm, son I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chumps When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 I got sweat beading down my spine That's the feeling of a swine taking off This flight's gonna crash And then my hooves start to thrash And then my teeth start to gnash Until we hit the ground There ain't no mud in the sky And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight b741 And I'm cruising on high Oh, yeah