Dalal (Freestyle)

Mujhe famous nahi ho padega chalne ko chaud me

Udne ka waqt hai khada tha runway pe bohot derr

18 me sharabi tha sharam aari thi zara bhi na

Kala me kadar ki kami thi akal bhi sanak ki sagi thi

Samajh hi ni thi palang pe padi thi tadapti legacy

aise hi sehmi sei kehti

Help me please

Thoda mai galat jo zone me tha

Bhula na maine kabhi jo dekha

Goo bhara sar me

Hu bada ganda

Choose kara bhaagna

Chutiya mai bhool gaya joota baandhna

Phir gira bohot tez

Hila shock se jaise mai cycle pe hoffman hu

Mere jaise kitne launde jinhe zara bhi

Maut ka khauf na

Bas thoughts hi opps hai

Pada chaata mujhe zillat ka

Kaan khul gaye,

Phir dheere dheere aankh khul gayi,

Phir saas chali muh khula toh

Sabhi ne dekha kaise

Saare zamaane ki maa chud gayi

Mujhe na mere karam pe sharam hai maatha charas sa garam hai mera ghar ab ek kabar

Har pal ab ek sabak hai aur

Gaane mere saare dekho jale pe namak bai

Saare waade kaise dekho yaha mare pade

Sapne lere the aankhri saas

Phir maine bola maa ki aankh

Chal de aankhri daav, phaad di gaand

School me seekha jo jhaat ni yaad

Kitaab se zyaada thi baap ki laat me gyaan

Toh zara bhi na hilaati mujhe choti dikkatte

Mili na kismat se mujhe izzat ye

Saare ke saare bade sick bante

Phir mera sick kyu disgusting?

Thodi meri baate buri lage tabhi rakkhu doori

Woh bhi tumhe lage bura arey mere bhai

Tumhe chahiye kya?

Meri acchai hai parchai me rehta

Bataaynge kya mujhe first fimer

Mai toh baccha hi tha jab jalwa hi tha

Inhe pachta hi na mera charchit hona

Ye toh sacchai hai sab chahiye mereko

Ghar, daana, malana,16 ka 15 laakh

Sone ke gote aur sone ko sannaata

Abhi laa!

Ye joota muh pe chutiya hai ye kavita nahi,

Aur ye mera tareeka nahi

Sabhi se saleeke se pesh aana,

Mai beshak hu thoda besharam par

Iss kala se kari ni kabhi farebi,

Bhale hi bane na meri jagah bhi,

Dalal milenge tumhe hazaar par

Kabhi na kabhi toh kisi kamine

Kavi ki kami khalegi