Harry's In a Hurry

Harry Harry was always 19 steps ahead When he rolled out of his bed He fought the day Harry Harry always working on 19 things at once And if he could beat them to the punch He'd have it made Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry (Never stop to worry) Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry (Got no time to worry) Ruth Ruth was never in a rush once in her life 'Till she became Harry's wife She's caught between Ruth Ruth had to find a way to mitigate her spouse As he ran around the house She had a dream Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry (Never stop to worry) Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry Harry's in a hurry (Got no time to worry) Harry! Harry! Really that was awful, Harry You just flat out played the wrong note there (Yeah man) Yeah, I'm really sorry But it made it ten times worse when you all stopped, you know? You ain't bad, Harry You just have to put the time in Practice more next time! (Practice makes perfect) You know what? I'm going home Harry Harry had to heed that advice That he heard straight from his wife He had too much in his life He couldn't keep his schedule tight He couldn't tell his left from right He'd read the same self-help book twice He had an ass that needed wiped He had to slow things down tonight So he gathered up his might He said to get out of his sight He found some focus in his life Started sleeping through the nights Started noticing the light Started treating people right Oh, hurry up! (Yeah!)