The Spider Song (2010 Demo)

Hello spider

Hello spider friend

Hello spider family

Crawling up my pant leg

Looking for a place to lay some eggs

Well, I don't mind

As long as you are nice to me

Hello spider

Are you doing well?

Are you happy living here?

If you are then nod your head

And if you aren't then wave a hand

And if there's anything you need just let me know

Everyone has somebody with whom to share their margaritas

I'm a fan of citrus fruit juice

But I don't like alcohol

Oh well

Whatever

That's life

It's like a spider crawling up your leg

You know it's gonna bite

Hello spider

We really need to talk

You are nice and everything

But it's getting hard for me

To do the things I need to do

When every moment of my day I waste on you

Maybe with some time and distance

We can see if it's really meant to be

If it is of course you can

Come back again and live with me

But honestly I just don't see that happening

Everyone has somebody with whom to do their karaoke

I don't like to sing in public

And I am afraid of bars

Oh well

Whatever

That's life

It's like a spider crawling up your leg

You know it's gonna bite

Could you expect me to act any differently?

If I were stupid then maybe you could

Is it so stupid to hope that you'd change for me?

If you respected me maybe you would

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Bow