I Gave up Wanking

I\'ve give up wanking this morning I never thought that

I could I\'m feelin better already and this time I\'m off

it for good When I first wanked I\'s thought I\'s so

clever And all of me makes, they were mugs Thought I

was the first bloke here on earth who\'d ever played

with his slug It was me own little secret and I never

told anyone and the feelin\' I got the first time I shot

was like chooks flyin\' out o\' me bum so I\'m givin\' up

wanking...tomorrow I never thought that I could then I

won\'t get these bad headaches and then I\'ll be off it

for good I\'ve wanked in some unlikely places the

shower, the beach and pool a dunny, a tram a dunny and

the pictures and ebiology classes at school and once me

grandmother caught me wankin\' meself in me room but to

her suprise I just shut me eyes and Imagined her

standin\' there nude I\'mgivin\' up wanking... next

tuesday I never thought that I could and then I won\'t

skwint like I do now and then I\'ll be off it for good

mw dad says it\'s gonna take willpower ther really is no

easy trick I honetly thought I\'dneed surgeryto help get

me hand ogff me dick me dad\'s been a great inspiration

he really has been a great help he knows what I go

though and just what yo do cause he give it up yester\'d

himself so I\'m givin\' up wanking next erid\' I never

thought that I could and then I\'ll be off it for good

so if you don\'t wank you\'re a lair and a fool if you

say that you do so next time you see, prince charles on

tv remember he wanks himself too so I\'m givin\' up

wanking come christmas I never thought that I could and

I\'ll sell me dog and me white cane and then I\'II throw

away me dark glasses and then I\'ll be off it for good