Distance and Sadness (Interlude)

(Ladies and gentlemen, the big show will start in just one minute)

(Come one come all, it's the rage of the rivers)

(To quote Captain Andy, it's the sensation of the century)

(Ok)

I'm here and she's there

I shouldn't say that I don't care

Oh how she loves me

Though distance and sadness lead to disaster

Distance and sadness lead to disaster

Distance and sadness lead to disaster

How did we get here?

Some could say we were like this from the start

Oh how I love her

But distance and sadness lead to disaster

Distance and sadness lead to disaster

Distance and sadness lead to disaster

(... the Showboat)