Kodiak Bear & Venus Flytrap Educators

Oh-ooh-ooh-oh I'm the autotune man

SpongeBob this ain't no sea bear this a Kodiak Bear

Kingdom Animalia they heterotrophic and multicellular

Phylum Chordata cuz their embryos have notochords

Class Mammalia; hair, endothermic, vertebrates of course

Now let's continue to their given order

They prefer eating meat so it's obviously Carnivora

As for their family they're bears or Ursidae

Characterized by large and powerful bodies they'll make you pay

With polar, brown and black bears they're nearly the same

So the genus of Ursus is what they eventually became

Finally their species is Ursus arctos middendorffi

Since they're a subspecies of brown bears and they're related closely

As far as habitat

They're native to the Alaskan Kodiak Archipelago and they're fat

All the salmon, mammals, and plants they eat have a large impact

They can weigh up to 1500 pounds how crazy is that

That makes them bigger than the other bears

Biggest land carnivore when you see them you gotta say your prayers

With their strong jaws, sharp teeth and claws nobody else compares

If you get caught by one just know you're getting sent upstairs

No segmentation is what makes them winners

Digestion gives them nutrients from both plant and meat dinners

They're so cool that many don't even hibernate during the winter

They might be omnivores but the bears are still vicious killers

We talking about the Venus Flytrap it's not funny

Sweet talking prey in they yap they made of honey

Kingdom Plantae photosynthesis when its sunny

Venus Flytrap drippy like my nose is runny

You know they reproduce greatly we call it Anthophyta

We ain't no flipping bum we classy like Magnoliopsida

They got two seed leaves I guess we'll call them both Dicots

Venus has a mouth no anus no diarrhea

Caryophyllales is their one and only given order

Native to the Carolinas they could die of flipping boredom

Their family is Droseraceae they're a Carnivora

Genus Dionaea because they have a spine and zero morals

Dionaea muscipula that's his government

Venus Flytrap got some opps there's no saving him

Birds, raccoons and spiders will leave him on the pavement

If he wants a snack he'll trap a fly that's his favorite

The Venus Flytrap they are radially symmetrical

These plants are segmented so interestingly marginal

They dissolve all their consumption they're so cynical

They're the hardest plantae no room for conversational