EPIC SWAG (Sped-Up Nightcore Version)

I get so many bitches, it's alarming

My epic swag is so epic and disarming

If you don't like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison

I don't care, they'll cut off your fucking hair

And make you ugly

Everything I say is correct

My wiener is so very erect

And I don't get no fucking respect

Even though I got a meth lab in my basement

My life is super fucking hard

Cause I'd like to go to church

And poop on somebody's car, yeah

I'll take my case straight up to the Supreme Court

Cause I'm lying, it's not fair, fuck

I get so many bitches, it's alarming

My epic swag is so epic and disarming

If you don't like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison

I don't care, they'll cut off your fucking hair

And make you ugly

Don't even try to debate me cause you'll lose

I'll punch your ass into the deepest sea of blue

If you don't like me, I'll throw several rocks at you

Till I'm bored, which is never, I will throw these rocks forever

You're only mad cause I write sick rhymes

But not always cause sometimes it's really hard

That's really funny cause our dogs are rhyme or drive

Unlike time, crime, rhyme, rhyme, dime

It rhymes with fart though kinda

I get so many bitches, it's alarming

My epic swag is so epic and disarming

If you don't like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison

I don't care, they'll cut off your fucking hair and make you die

I get so many bitches, it's alarming

My epic swag is so epic and disarming

If you don't like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison

I don't care, they'll cut off your fucking hair and make you ugly

He's just standing there

Menacingly

WHAT THE FUCK