4 O'Clock

You light up another cigarette and I pour the wine

It's four o'clock in the morning and it's starting to get light

Now I'm right where I want to be, losing track of time

But I wish that it was still last night

Okay, look

I was wide awake, sitting up

I had my back to the headboard

I was smoking a little cigarette to relax myself

My head felt dead sore

I was in Embassy, backing off Blue Alize

Energized off Red Bull

I was watching this little choong ting

She said "hi", her name's Tiffany from Bethnal Green

Hi, I'm Ash from Kensal Green

Actually from Kensal Rise, to be precise

She looked at me up and down and said, "Your see-through Nikes are well cool"

She introduced me to her friend Dawn

I introduced her to my friend Shawn

My game was on point like a pencil

And we started to then talk

She was like telling-

She was-

Shit

Hold on, what was she telling me, bro?

No!

How can I not recollect, man?

Awww, I must've been out of my mind

I swear

I was smashed

Nah, man

Aww, what was she telling me?

Nah, nah, man

Oh, okay, now I remember!

She was telling me she's going to Bristol to go to uni in September

All I remember was not caring, just staring

At her exposed cleavage, and thinking of getting her back to the yard and taking off what she was wearing

Two twos one yout start swearing

Then one of them South youts bottled him

Kicked him up on the floor

Then after that

Yeah, the rave was just aired then

Promoter locked it

Girls grabbed their coats

Phoned them when we got outside, asked them what whip they're in

They said a 207, followed them back to theirs and

I was like "Cool, but

Oioi cuz man

You gotta drive... I'm fucked

You might as well drop me off, innit

Go to his ting's yard

I was lipsing my one's neck in her yard like

Took off the La Senza

Put on the conny and just beat it

Then I started sleeping

Would you believe it started dreaming

Thinking that rave was so tough

And this girl right here is so buff

But her yard is frass, haha, she's just a sexy broke slut

And then I thought hold up

This ain't your bed

Then I woke up

And then I thought, "Oh fuck!

Aw, Ashley you're soo fucked!

If you go home, try to sneak in the bed, I swear your wifey's gonna go nuts

You Wasteman! C'mon, last night, why was you so drunk?

It's got to 4 in the morn, it's starting to get light outside, you doughnut

I was so hungover

Then I sat up and now I got this bitch on my shoulder

I don't even smoke but grabbed a cigarette, slapped myself in the face, got sober

I'm gonna wait 5 minutes, pick my clothes up

Dress myself, then phone up

My bredrin and say, "Yo, blud, I beg you come get me, I need to go home now"

What do you mean, man?

Don't take the piss, blud

Aww for fu- blud, you've got my whip though, man

Alright, fuck it, you know what, meet me back in the ends, innit

I'll jump in a cab or something

Huh? is this girl serious?

Nah, this girl's gone mad, I swear down

Get out of here, man, look

I'm gone, yeah

Yeah, boss

Yeah, I need a cab, innit

Kensal Rise

What? 40 pound, are you mad?!