Goin' to Heaven (In a Pontiac)

I'm goin’ to heaven in a Pontiac

Just can’t get there in no Cadillac

I'm goin’ to heaven, ain’t no turnin’ back

Don’t need no chariot of gold

Just take me in a Pontiac

I seen the devil in a Coup Deville

Burnin’ rubber at the top of the hill

I seen the devil boys

His oil was burnin’ black

Like a 2-ton locomotive

Chooglin’ down the railroad track

A gang of angels in a red corvette

Movin' faster than a saber Jet

Chasin’ the devil boys

Caught him in a radar trap

They pulled him over to the shoulder

Passed him in my Pontiac (let’s ride)

Rich man rolled up in a MercedesBenz

Saint Peter wouldn't let him pass thru the fence

Poor man rolls up in a V-8 Ford

They waved him thru so he could thank The Lord

I'm goin’ to heaven

Ain’t no turnin’ back

Don’t need no chariot of gold

Take me in a Pontiac

Yea I’m goin’ to heaven In a Pontiac

Yea I’m goin’ to heaven

Ain’t no turning’ back

Don’t need no chariot of gold

Just take me in a Pontiac

Don’t need no chariot of gold

Take me in my Pontiac