Friday night, at the planetarium
Gonna lose myself, and learn about the sun
The universe projected in the dome
I'm in the space dome zone
I'm in the space dome zone
We climb all the way, at the planetarium
Astronomers stand up
I got Dippin' Dots in a cup (eat it up!)
The room gets dark, the music starts to play
I don't feel good
I need to shit!
Now I'm clenching my butt
Underneath the digital planets and stars
And there's nowhere to run
I think it's necessary I take a planetarium dump
A planetarium dump
(Hey)
A planetarium dump
Saturday night, at the aquarium
I went at home, my tummy is feeling great
Pet a manta ray
Don't touch the pufferfish!
I see the penguin room
Penguin nation stand up!
I locked eyes with squid, we share a deep connection
But that doesn't matter
'Cause I need to shit!
Now I'm sucking it up
Underneath the terrifying tunnel of sharks
And it's crowded as fuck
I guess it's necessary I take a big aquarium dump
A big aquarium dump
Big, big, big, big dump!
(Big, big, big, big dump)
A big aquarium dump
(Give it to 'em)
Museums, a courtroom, sometimes in my car
It happens to me no matter where I are
Maybe I should stop eating raw turkey all day long (all day long)
Maybe I should see a doctor, get this problem solved
I'm solving it
I'm solving it
I'm here at the doctor, solving it
I'm solving it
I'm solving it
I'm sitting in the waiting room, solving it
She opens the door, she calls my name
And 3, 2, 1, shit!
The nurse cleans me up
And I thank her from the bottom of my heart
And now we're falling in love
And I've been married to that woman for 25 years
And she told me 'bout diapers and I have no fears
So I never have to worry about taking an emergency dump!
Emergency dump
Gotta dump right now
(We'll dump, we'll dump, we'll dump, we'll dump)
(We'll dump, we'll dump, we'll dump, we'll dump)
Emergency dump
You gotta dump, I got to dump
Call 911! (Call the motherfucking hospital)
It's dump time, it's dump time for me
Tick tock on the dump clock
Tick tock, tick tock, dump on the dump clock
It's dump time, it's dump o'clock
It's dump time, it's time to run
It's dump time, it's dump o'clock
(It's dump o'clock)
Let me see you dump now
You've met the dump boss
(The dump boss calls the shots)
(He calls all the shots)
Dump wherever you are now
(Let's all hold hands and dump)
You can dump on yourself! That's ok!
My hometown is dump town
