My Whole Life is in the Wrong Key

Walking with a hump like an old sucka in cartoon

Clearing my throat let my lips pucker as the world spins out of phase

Checkin my pulse cuz the big ticker done lost its groove

And everyone I know is losing their minds, their losing their minds, their losing their minds, their losing their minds

My whole life is in the wrong key

Upside down, and sideways

Out of pocket moving faster and slower

Strong and wrong and a half step lower

Upside down, and sideways,

Got me sounding like I’m tone deaf singing flat,

Soprano with the loud mouth in the back

Coming at you with the hell no

My whole life is in the wrong key

My whole life is in the wrong key

Shaking my ears like a wet puppy trying to clear her head

Wires got crossed now I feel nutty all day long

Trying to hold onto my peace and my sanity

But everybody else is losing their minds, their losing their minds, their losing their minds, their losing their minds

My whole life is in the wrong key

Upside down, and sideways

Out of pocket moving faster and slower

Strong and wrong and a half step lower

Upside down, and sideways

Got me sounding like I’m tone deaf singing flat,

Soprano with the loud mouth in the back

Coming at you with the hell no

My whole life is in the wrong key

(Go off)

My whole life is in the wrong key

(Go off)

My whole life is in the whole wrong key

Everything poppin off so crazy

My whole life is in the whole wrong key