Dick And Dave

Two men and me

Oh, I feel so dizzy

I’m good at dance

Not so sure on double romance

Two men and I

Wonder why?

Does it take two to tango?

When I can have more than one fellow?

Oh merciful booze

How can I choose?

He who takes me for a cruise

Or makes me his muse

Two men and me

My double D

Dick and Dave

Who would’ve thought

The answer’s so easy?

So I decide to confess

Before it comes to a mess

Let the two men meet

And there they are

In one table

Telling a fable

As I walk into my seat

I tripped my own feet

I caught what’s underneath the table

Dick and Dave playing with each other’s feet….

Oh, merciful booze

Now I can choose

Neither he

Who takes me cruising

Or one that’s amusing

Two men and me

My double D

Dick and Dave

Who would’ve thought

The answer’s so easy?