Me-he-he
Hoo-wee, you be, payin' for the coochie (yes)
Meanwhile, I hit a freak, 'cause she like, "I'm goofy"
What a doosie, groovy, make a frickin' movie (hurray)
Brodie wide as hell, he just did the Scoobie Doobie (re-he-he-he)
Soft top, he dropped off
Bought it with some Box Tops
Make him jump, jump, like it's water with the Pop Rocks
Lockbox, hot dogs, ah
I just ran out of bars, like Fort Knox if it got robbed
Single mom, five kids, I'm triplin' her rent
Pee-paw got divorced, 'cause he couldn't pitch a tent
I-I-I just woke up and unsolidified cement
Last night, I got roofied and touched without my consent (huh?)
Hoo-wee, you see, me, I'm not a newbie
I-I-I'ma pull her hair, like it's frickin' Ratatouille
Split the legs, swing arms, and Scoobie Doobie
Yeah, of course, it's all hypothetical
Shorty wanna, "Uh, uh, uh," I said, "No siree"
Y-Y-You ain't hittin' no Scoober Doober, don't get close to me
I just called up that Uber, Uber for groceries
And I sound like, "Uh, uh, uh," when I go to pee
I'm an oober-Scoober Doober, you're a goober-Scoober Doober
Take your bittie to the bed, she show me boober-Scoober Doober
I just treat her like computer, turn her on, and then I boot her
I done hit so many hoes, they tryna get the Scoober Doober neutered
Hoo-wee, you be, payin' for the coochie (yes)
Meanwhile, I hit a freak, 'cause she like, "I'm goofy"
What a doosie, groovy, make a frickin' movie (hurray)
Brodie wide as hell, he just did the Scoobie Doobie (re-he-he-he)
Soft top, he dropped off
Bought it with some Box Tops
Make him jump, jump, like it's water with the Pop Rocks
Lockbox, hot dogs, ah
I just ran out of bars, like Fort Knox if it got robbed
Hoo-wee, you be, payin' for the coochie (yes)
Meanwhile, I hit a freak, 'cause she like, "I'm goofy"
What a doosie, groovy, make a frickin' movie (hurray)
Brodie wide as hell, he just did the Scoobie Doobie
Soft top, he dropped off
Bought it with some Box Tops
Make him jump, jump, like it's water with the Pop Rocks
Lockbox, hot dogs, ah
I just ran out of bars, like Fort Knox if it got robbed
