If I Could

My night on the town is my night at home

Sometimes

I'm better off alone

I might kick off my boots

And turn off my phone

Put on a little Garth

And get in the zone

No bottle to the head

I won't fight back

Pool stick at the hip

Another hand of blackjack

Money on the table

A brand new twelve pack

A loaded double barrel

All on the gun rack

I feel good

I look even better

I'm ready for the night

I might get a double header

I'm a real go getter

I might have to yell out the fifteenth letter, oh

Here I go again, New York to Hollywood

I'm doin' everything I said that I would

Hot damn, I know I look good

I would flirt with myself if I could

Here I go again, New York to Hollywood

I'm doin' everything I said that I would

Hot damn, I know I look good

I would flirt with myself if I could

Brand new blue jeans

Zipped up and buttoned

Red and black flannel

A knife for huntin'

I'm came here equipped

I ain't leavin' here with nothin'

You know I like my women

In the shape of a muffin

I'm hard pressed to get gone, I'm hefty

But, I'm blessed and by God, I'm ready

If I were alone I'd have a lot of loot

I'm lookin' in the mirror

And, I'm cute to boot

I can't help it

I really think I'm that fly

Fact of the matter is

I don't even know why

But, if you like you too

Then put yo' hands high

I think I'm perfect for me

I'd marry that guy

Here I go again, New York to Hollywood

I'm doin' everything I said that I would

Hot damn, I know I look good

I would flirt with myself if I could

Here I go again, New York to Hollywood

I'm doin' everything I said that I would

Hot damn, I know I look good

I would flirt with myself if I could