Every day is like a losing battle to not eat pizza
Every day I get a little fatter or try to lose some weight
I really didn't think that I had it in me to be so boring
Guess everyone likes being comfortable more than they can anticipate
I'm afraid that everybody knows
I'm so old and boring
All I think about is food and taking naps
Half a six pack puts me in a good mood
I'm so old and boring
All I think about is food
Other people's vices are so romantic
But I am just a fat and lazy dude
A fat and lazy dude
