Only Asking For A Friend

Someone I know kissed another girl's guy Didn't catch the details, all the how's and why's Don't ask me where the bodies are Cos they're not my skeletons, they're not my skeletons to hide By their fingertips, as the map unfolds There are no straight roads, only bends They see the moving lips but don't hear at all Any suggestions? I'm only asking for a friend What if I told you, hypothetically There were eels in his brain, yeah eels in his brain His favourite hobby: beating round the bush And hunting gargoyles on the rooftops Just don't ask me where the bodies are Cos I don't even have a spade So how can we call it a spade? By their fingertips, as the curtain falls Time warps and ripples right up to the end They say something's amiss, there's no enchanted ball Any suggestions? I'm only asking for a friend Who doesn't like to hide in plain sight? By their fingertips, to the family tree Nothing lasts long we're only trends They see the movie kiss, fractured reality Any suggestions? I'm only asking for a friend I'm only asking for a friend