Traffic Disruptor

I'm a healthy person

Who takes a lot of walks

I wear Jesus sandals

And I don't wear no socks

And at that intersection

I'll exercise my finger

I push all the buttons

But I never linger

Cause I'm a traffic disruptor

I'll cause your whole social structure

To come tumbling down

Down to the ground

Down down down

I love to go shopping

At my local store

Sign says 15 items

But I have plenty more

The line behind is growing

Their looks are getting strange

I change my mind on that button

I pull out handfuls of change

Cause I'm a traffic disruptor

I'll cause your whole social structure

To come tumbling down

Down to the ground

Down down down down down

Now off to work in the fast lane

Where I drive real slow

To concentrate on the buttons

Of my radio

I have lots of choices

CD or Cassette

Lights blink in my mirror

The cars behind are upset

To come tumbling down

Down to the ground

Down down down down

I get out early

Others get out much later

They watch the door open

On empty floors

When I pushed my button

I pushed plenty more

As for a criminal record

I've none

So someday I'll be president

And I'll have lots of fun

I will live in the White House

And have controls by my bed

And it won't take me long

To find the button that's

Cause I'm a traffic Disruptor

Yes I'm a traffic Disruptor

And tumbling down

Down to the ground

Down down down down down down