Lyrics

Howdy, boys
Hey, Dropspindle
You guys excited for Get Smarter Saturday?
We're actually here for the gambling content
Don't you mean the gaming content?
No
They'll spend the morning grinding with some arbitrary rules
So we all turn to gambling
With Yeti, Ludsy, and the crew
And most of us are doubters winning pennies
Maybe dimes
Believers spamming, this is the run
For the 47th time
There's nowhere else I'd rather be on a Saturday afternoon
Than sitting here sipping a beer with the Atrioc chat room
We're getting smart, we're having fun
Learnin' things we never knew
But God forbid you ask for house, I'll pour one out for you
Hey brothers, ready?
You bet it!
Born ready brother
Oooooooooey
I'll always go and (I know I'll always win)
Believers suck my dick (And donate all your bits)
On the seven hundredth try we keep on cashing in
So tell me, Lil' Chatters, if you smell money on the wind
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Suck my dick
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Amen, brother
There's nowhere else I'd rather be on a Saturday afternoon
Than sittin' here sippin' a beer with the Atrioc chat room
We're gettin' smart, we're havin' fun
Learnin' things we never knew
But God forbid you ask for House
I'll pour one out for you
You know, I was talkin' to Aidan and I said
"Aidan, let's do a real country song, let's give it a real go"
So I sing this chorus and I put my whole self into it
And then he gives me this shit for the verses
I mean, really, it got crazy when froggman got involved, and uneasy
But I mean, seriously
To my family in Kentucky, I apologize for both this song and, uh, The Incident
We don't talk about that
And to every one of y'all freaks that doesn't like Ludsy's gambas
I got one thing to say to you
Atrioc sucks at games
And Ludsy's the only thing keepin' it interesting, let's be real
Grow the fuck up
And one last thing
Deez Nuts
Written by: Chris N, ask the storyteller
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