Bars No Jutsu

Hmm, goddammit, dude

Yo, this is for the weebs out there

Oh, God, yo, this couldn't be hotter

Don't hate, yo, you really don't gotta

One bar and I'm endin' all the drama

Punch lines hittin' like Saitama

You're a titan, I wonder who's next

Slicin' their nape like I did to the rest

Top of the team in the scout regiment

You really want it, then prepare to get bent

You're the Uchiha, I am Itachi

Only another Sharingan can stop me

I'm the original, you are a copy

Shadow-clone justu, but yours lookin' floppy

Japanese could use a little bit of practice

Watched one show, but I couldn't quite crack it

Full Metal lookin' pretty fuckin' savage

And if you disagree, catch this full metal jacket

All talk, but that's really okay though

Wanna settle it? Let's hop on SAO

Ty Lee got me actin' so loco

But I'm Iroh when I'm spittin' that fuego

Yo, I'm legendary like Ho-oh

Uh, and I got stands like JoJo

I'm Made in Heaven and I bump in every time zone

Usin' only lyrics, manipulatin' the time flow

Yeah, I'm on the hunt like Zoro

But I don't even think I really need a sword, though

I'm Kirito on the seventy-fourth floor, ho

Dual-wieldin' beats and the bars from the start, yo

Haters thinks that they're tough like Derocchio

But it's all a facade and it's well known

Solo, my flow go so bozo

Lookin' like Roy Mustang in a wet coat

I go where the hype goes

Flight mode, tight flow when I write those

Just know, I'm a man that you don't quote

If your name's in my mouth, it's better off in a Death Note

From the West to the East like tailed beast

The weebs don't sleep 'cause bingin' ain't easy

Completely lost in that series

Secretly hoping that no one sees me

So pleasing, slightly deceiving

Life that they live is just what I'm needing

And if I could just shoot a bright beam and

See my enemies defeated by me, geez

Run it back, 'cause I'm proud of that

Zenitsu when he takes a nap, I'm always on attack

And that's a promise, you can count on that

If you're playing with the lighting, then expect a zap

And in this habitat, I'm like an acrobat

I got ODM gear, I gotta thank for that

Made an artifact out of this sacred rap

And I'll be damned if anybody gonna take it back, 'cause

I'ma leave 'em all with trauma

I'ma leave 'em cryin', runnin' back to momma

'Cause its hardly common, I'm as smart as Bulma

I got fresh fits, yours fits like a toga

And y'all know it couldn't be hotter

Don't hate, or we'll leave you in a gutter

One bar and I'm rakin' in the commas

Muthafuckin' punchlines hittin' like Saitama

You're a titan, I wonder who's next

Slicin' their nape like I did to the rest

Top of the team in the scout regiment

You really want it, then prepare to get bent

You're the Uchiha, I am Itachi

Only another Sharingan can stop me

I'm the original, you are a copy

Shadow-clone justu, but yours lookin' floppy

Japanese could use a little bit of practice

Watched one show, but I couldn't quite crack it

Full Metal lookin' pretty fuckin' savage

And if you disagree, catch this full metal jacket

All talk, but that's really okay, though

Wanna settle it? Let's hop on SAO

Ty Lee got me actin' so loco

But I'm Iroh when I'm spittin' that fuego