17 Again

I kinda wanna scream

I'm kinda freakin' out

But wait, hold up, that's it

It's just a dream, no doubt

I bet that's all it is

I'll wake without a care

Sitting on my butt with a growing gut

And receding hair

So until this nightmare's over

I'll stay calm, composed, and zen

'Cause there's not a chance in hell

That I am seventeen again

This is like crazy cool

Yet cause for some dismay

Somehow you're Mike O'Donnell

With teenage D.N.A

A science fiction plot

Except it's science fact

This morning you were you

Not the you I once knew

Wow, this is so abstract

Think I'm gonna have a meltdown

Puke my guts out in your den

'Cause I'm, no, it can't be, look at me

I'm seventeen, I'm seventeen, I'm seventeen

Worry not, I've seen this issue before

Luckily, there's IMDb to explore

For solutions to this mystical curse

Genre? Body-switching movies

"Freaky Friday" mom and daughter were swapped

"Vice Versa" nah, it totally flopped

"Big" is just like you, but in the reverse

Ned, my life isn't a movie!

Sure your situation isn't the same

Still you're stuck inside a transformative game

And the goal is find a way to return

This isn't getting us anywhere

If you want to see this magic undone

Think of movies like "Like Father, Like Son"

Every character had a problem

Something wrong they had to set right

Something supernatural pushed them

On the path to seeing the light

So the universe wants to help me fix my life

That's way out of whack?

Here's a chance to reclaim your mojo

And to get back on the right track

On the right track

I think I know why this happened. Scar wants to divorce me, my kids want nothing to do with me...it's like the universe is giving me a do-over

A do-over?

Okay, I'm thinkin' back

Yeah, keep thinkin' back

To when the change occurred

Oh, when the change occurred

I thought my high school life

Your awesome high school life

Was one that I preferred

Woah yeah, you did!

Back then I had it made

The world was at your feet

Sure to go real far as a rising star

Life was super sweet

Could the reason that I'm looking

Like the kid I knew back then

Be because I should re-join the team?

Take another shot, raise your self-esteem

Stop regretting--go and live the dream

I abandoned way back when

Yeah, that's what I gotta do

Now that I'm seventeen

It's my sci-fi dream come true

Now that you're seventeen

I'm seventeen

Woah, seventeen again