Ben & Jerry

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry You fooled me twice then one more time to add the cherry On top of girls who look just like me then you tell me just to spite me So I'm home to be alone with Ben and Jerry (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Tell Ben and Jerry (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) You're the reason I scream While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window As the ice cream truck is going by me You're the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Thе only guys who don't make me cry are Ben and Jerry To think my family wonders why I'll never marry When every Nate, or Mark, or Curtis Only makes my heart start hurting I go home to pack a bowl with Ben and Jerry (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Tell Ben and Jerry (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) You're the reason I scream While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window As the ice cream truck is going by me You're the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh So now I'm home, half-baked alone I'm tired of this rocky road 'Cause you're so cold, you need a cone Ha-ha You're the reason Oh, you're the reason I scream While I'm punching on my pillow like a bad dream While I'm cursing out my window As the ice cream truck is going by me You're the reason I scream, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (hey) Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah) Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry Hmm