Admonition of the Augur (Intro)

I can tell you with no doubt that evil exists

Fangs, claws, the whole long list

Don't be foolish, the proof's right here

Writhing in the womb, already with a sneer

The Meter Monster will be something to fear

Feeding off minds torn at the seams

He thrives on chaos and broken dreams

The Meter Monster, now small and frail

His wicked venture about to set sail

Not from the sky, nor from the ground

But guaranteed to make your heart pound!