Prelude

This is a proximity-based landline communication

Generated to inform those in the area's receiving this message

That an official lockdown has been ordered

Lockdown protocol number 432

Is to be followed until instructed otherwise

Further details will now be listed

Your universe may fall subject to glitching

If a member from an alternate dimension is present

Errors will remain until said entity has been relocated

And, or placed back into their correct locations

Errors may include

Shifting water flows

Alterations in the nature of glass

Tearing in the atmosphere

Orbital abnormalities

Bricks of granite appearing in randomized locations

Walls forming on shorelines

Feelings of unease

Realization

Feeling like you are escaping

Changes in gravity

Temporary loss of object permanence

Association

Large objects in the sky

Transitional confusion

Fog

Modifications in sentience

Abnormal weather patterns

Dissolution

Loss of verisimilitude

Random generations

Personalization

Distant buzzing and, or humming

And shifts in the day-night cycle

It is vital that you remain indoors

Until all entities have been emigrated

If you make direct eye contact with any unknown anomalies

Immediately report to your ----- provider with time and location

And avoid any further interactions

Avoid entrances and remain indoors

Until the ----- has instructed otherwise

Close, lock and barricade all doors or openings in your home

And do not look outside until regulations have been lifted