Cant Drive a House

got me a house

sits way back in the woods

dirt on the floor

and the roof ain't too good

if you wanna see my joy and my pride

look in the driveway and check out my ride

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car

everybody thinks that im a country western star

cant take you to the oprey or a honky tonk bar

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car

 once upon s timer tried to get as nice home

the man at the bank wouldn't give me a loan

jalopy joe's said no money down

300 a month and i was driving around

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car

everybody thinks that im a country western star

cant take you to the oprey or a honky tonk bar

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car

country Cadillac coupe de ville

got a long horn steer head bolted over the grille

red paint spoke rims leather

fuzzy dice on the rear view

pulls it all together like boss hog used to do

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car

everybody thinks that im a country western star

cant take you to the oprey or a honky tonk bar

cant drive a house but I can sleep in my car