Intro (Skit)

So jede ajj kal de jawaan ne, munde ne, gaane likhde ne

Oh sochde ki aa? What they are trying to portray?

Kehnde asi wavy aa, asi baby aa

Baby billo kahi jaande aa

They're human, they're not wave

They're not a body of water

Chalo, khair

Different lanes, jida kehnde hunde aa gore

Chalo apa call laine aa, call lines are open

And call aa rahi aa, caller #1 (Hello?)

Tusi live oh air te (Hanji bhaji sun da?)

Tusi ki kehna chaunde oh?

Sun da bhaji?

(Yes very clearly)

Mere ta... bhaji mai Balkar bolda piya aa

Mai ethe rehnda aa, Toronto (Hanji)

Ta bhaji

Mere niyaane ta nahi eda de gaane sunde aa

Ah jehra nawa aya aa... Tru

Nawa Phetti munda

Eh ehda-ehda de... nah, nah

Mai ta kehna gaane ban karo tusi (Hmm)

Eh saale bhenchod (Hey, hey)

Saara jugaad fuck up kita aa ena ne (Balkaar)

Tusi eda di language nahi use kar sakde bhaji

Munde jidda de vi aa

Hai ta Punjabi