Count On Me (Pt. 1)

Like the size of the apple from the big blue tree

I said, "You can always count on me"

Like the fuckboy skipping off at one, two, three

And I said, "You can always count on me"

Like the legs ripping off of the big honeybee

I said, "You can always count on me"

Like the price of the jelly at the jamboree

And I said, "You can always count on me"

Like the giddy pageboy with the tripped up knee

And I said, "You can always count on me"

Whether beech, pine, dogwood, what's it gonna be?

I said, "You can always count on me"

(You can always count on me)