Call of the Void (feat. Alix Carolan, Teph, quququinny, Kryptid, degu. & grimalkinn)

Reports have been coming in Of a number of so-called "dimensional rifts" Forming across the country The origin of these phenomena is unclear However, authorities have announced That they are beginning to investigate In the meantime, their advice to anyone Who happens across such portals is to stay away Before I leave I pack my bag with the essentials And I walked to that rotting hotel left abandoned near Staples Sneaking through corridors and I heard this droning noise Tracing it to the basement to find quite the surprise A menagerie of rippling colors swirling around the deep dark center Like a tunnel into the ether It felt as if time itself had come to a halt As I stand still watching strange objects float by Consoles from my childhood, I haven't thought about in years Some fuzzy pink little aliens, its eyes unblinking spheres A live chicken encased in a bag of Ziploc All while I heard the sound of a rapidly ticking clock These portals are dangerous extradimensional rifts If one is found, do not approach it Contact your authority immediately I repeat, do not approach the portals What is this thing? How did it get here? I put my arm out and I crept near My heart is thumping and bumping I feel like a thousand degrees and ice-cold As I try to ignore the smell of this old basement's mold Something calling for me from inside Hesitating and slowing my stride I shimmied my way closer and closer only to find That as I reached the end, I felt myself being thrust within And I felt ready for the journey about to begin This is a certified Bueller classic