RED: A Team Fortress 2 Song (feat. Ben Paddon & Nathan Hall)

Well, I can build booms bigger I can bomb BLU better! I'm a butt-ton RED'r than you! Well, I'm a true bar-setter Blastin' BLU dudes deader I've bred bred for RED since age two! Sure, you're a green go-getter I'm a mean Mann-shredder! There's no RED'r meat in our crew! Nobody's so big a threat or Always one step ahead-er! That's the breaks, I'm RED'r than you! Listen, lad, I like you So I won't bloody fight you But I'm king of things that go boom! Sure you're a man in uniform It hasn't helped how you perform Go blow your army arse right back inside the respawn room! When I was pushing payloads, you were crappin' in your kilt! You couldn't rocket jump across the seas of blood I've split! Yer bum is out the window, you old peely-wally fart! You're out there hawking rockets! I make bloody works of art! Let's cut the chat One bevvy more- I'll drink to that! Oh, I can build booms bigger I can bomb BLU better! I'm a butt-ton RED'r than you! And I'm a true bar-setter Blastin' BLU dudes deader I've been bred for RED since age two! Sure, you're a green go-getter I'm a mean Mann-shredder There's no RED'r meat in our crew! Nobody's so big a threat or Always one step ahead-er! That's the breaks, I'm RED'r than you! MEDIC! We need your help Tell this dafty I'm twice as RED as he is! Let me see Mmmhm, mmhm My diagnosis is that you are both morons! HA! Zip your lip, ya maggot! In war, you wouldn't hack it! You'd be blown to bits by high noon! Yeah, right! You try hard not to show it But we both know that you'd blow it Like the way I blow heads off BLU buffoons! Shut yer puss, ya testy tagder! Aye, yer off yer hide! I'd stuff a bomb right up yer arse and blow ya open wide! Banking bombs 'round corners ain't no hero's tale to tell! I bet this here cow mangler'd mangle cowards like you as well! BE NICE! Uh... I love the color of your eyes- I mean, I love your eye There's not a sweeter scream than yours each time you up and die I like your stupid accent and the way it makes you spit! And I yer bonny bonnet on the way it doesn't fit! I'd love to watch you blown apart and mark my words, I will! I'd off your every enemy so you could be my kill! Oh, I can build booms bigger I can bomb BLU better! I'm a butt-ton RED'r than you! And I'm a true bar-setter Blastin' BLU dudes deader I've been bred for RED since age two! Sure, you're a green go-getter I'm a mean Mann-shredder There's no RED'r meat in our crew! Nobody's so big a threat or Always one step ahead-er! That's the breaks, I'm RED'r than I'm the better man So much RED'r than you!