Designated Driver

A dozen lips smacking next to me

Cherry picking at every opportunity

And I'm so tired of being the designated driver

I used to like it, but

I wanna stay home again

I just want to crawl back into bed

I don't wanna be your saddest friend

I wanted to stay home again

Another trip to the bathroom sink

Another hit just to fake happy

And I'm so tired of being the one to hold your hands back

Put it on my tab

But I wanna stay home again

I just want to crawl back into bed

I don't wanna be your saddest friend

I just wanted to stay home again

When it's time to go

When you're the first one home

You can blame it all on me (Blame it all on me)

You're not the empath you once claimed to be

I wanna stay home again

I just want to crawl back into bed

I don't wanna be your saddest friend

I just wanted to stay home again

I thought you'd understand that

I'd wanna stay home again (la, la)

I just want to crawl back into bed (la, la)

We both know how this is bound to end (la, la, la)

I just wanted to stay home again (la, la)