Everybody knows we invented Iced VoVos
Lamingtons, Cherry Ripes, and Chiko Rolls
We're famous for the Hill's Hoist and the Speedos
We gave the world the ute, but I bet you didn't know
We came up with wine cask, I love the way we think
It doubles as a pillow when you've had too much to drink
And see that little black box that survives every plane crash
We invented that
Some clever Aussie invented that
Now, we were only showin' off with the dual-flush dunny
We saved the mint a fortune with plastic-coated money
From the Esky to the stubby cooler, we don't muck around
We even gave expecting mums an early look, with ultrasound
Next time you're using Wi-Fi, you've got us to thank
Yeah, we've been on the front line since we built the armoured tank
From the selfie, to the surf ski, even Google Maps
We invented that
Some clever Aussie invented that
We saved lives with penicillin, with Aerogard we made a killin'
They even put the AC in the power drill
Mowed the competition over, with the two-stroke Victa mower
You'd think with our accolades, we might have had our fill
But then we sailed into victory with the winged keel
And with the RaceCam, put the lounge lizard behind the steerin' wheel
We were on the cuttin' edge, with the StaySharp knife
It was just a taste of things to come, with Vegemite
We put a battery in a heart, what a great idea!
Even gave the hard-of-hearing a bionic ear
From the Ugg boot to electric shears, it's an unknown fact
We invented that
It all started with the corks hangin' from a swaggie's hat
We invented that
Some clever Aussie invented that
Yeah, we invented that
Some clever Aussie invented that
