Thelma Taught Me

Been the flyest since I can remember

God snapped seventh day of the month of September

Matter fact Menia should've just named me December

Cause I been the coldest

Oh you rap? Well I ain't playin with you now at all

My vocabulary more extensive than your catalog

If you object then boy you tweaking probably need some adderall

Cause where your focus at

They should've told you that

So don't get mad just play your part like you Quincy McCall

Can't shoot your shot if you ain't never played no basketball

Your man ain't ballin buddy don't be in the gym at all

He just dress the part

Ain't even got no heart

Got lined up at the park

By Jody after dark

Put him to sleep like a lullaby

Baby shark

But I digress let's get back to the program

Can't take no credit for my candor that was Gods plan

Cause why they acting like I ain't the one that did first

Gave these broads the game for free didn't even get reimbursed

But I ain't tripping gone keep hitting where I know it hurts

My Granny taught me be grateful because it could be worse

I could be you

Now that's a tragedy

So I'm a count my blessings thankful I ain't raggedy

And I'm so northside, I put on gallantly

Neighborhood a fashion show admire the pageantry

Been on a real consistent run for a long time

They say I'm getting older I say I'm in my prime

Face card good never decline

Plus you aging like some milk and I'm like fine wine

This song ain't even got no hook in it

Sprinkling the beat like I'm cooking it

I'm a vet in the game you a rook in it

Can't keep my foot of your neck a permanent crook in it

I promise I ain't tryna brag

I'm just really like that, that's the gag

My name is impossible to drag

Cause I stay up out everything but a bag

God as my witness

Can't help I'm this good it's a sickness

But I ain't even tryna get better

I just pray He forgive my debt and he forgive my debtors

Conscious of the pressures and of all my errors I'm just tryna add it up like ledgers

Stack up all my treasures

Knowing this is chess not checkers

So beware of the bootleggers

That disguise themselves as elders

They will soon turn into beggars

Apologies for the screed

I'm just trying to give you what you need

It ain't about the height or the speed

Plus you closer to God when you on your knees

My cousin routing for me from her cell

I'm trying to get to heaven until then I'll give them hell

Bunch of haters round me who all used to wish me well

But they don't even make a weapon He gone let prevail

It ain't a beat I can't get jiggy with

All my clothes designer even my hissy fits

Only way I'm with a Carlton is if it's ritz

Should probably quit while I'm ahead but I'm just too legit

Came too far to give up now I ain't no settler

Line all your favorite rappers up and I'm the better one

I always win cause I don't acknowledge competitors

If you ain't know by now ain't nothing about me regular