The Longest Martyrdom Song Ever Written (feat. Brian Logan Dales, Emma Hunton, Janaya Jones, Jesse Merlin, Jeff Sumner & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: The Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "the Exorcist")

Oh Oh Oh Ten steps until I jump Ten steps until he jumps Nine steps until I jump Nine steps until he jumps Eight steps until I jump Mommy He gave his life to save Megan Eight steps until I jump You know he's really such a nice man Seven steps until I jump Even though he's filled with Satan Seven steps until I jump The power of Christ compels you Six steps until I jump The power of Christ compels you He wouldn't buy or sell you Six steps until I jump He didn't die to fail you Five steps until I jump Now we can move away And find a brand new day Five steps until he jumps But mom he still hasn't jumped Oh you know what you're right about that Four steps until I jump You can do it I believe that you can do it Four steps until he jumps Three steps until he jumps Do you think he'll make it At this rate Three steps until he jumps Two steps until I jump You'll never beat me stupid priest It's the day of the beast Two steps until he jumps One step until he jumps No you'll never get me never No you'll never get me never One step until he You know Garras Church says all suicides go to Hell Great then I can escort you there myself Jump