If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass All the ladies get wet when I roll into town So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick 'til my balls run dry Women I never met whippin' their tits out, so why am I cryin'? They're slingin' their pussies when they hear I'm around Well, if my dick is up, tell me why am I down Meet a girl at the show, and I hand her a pic And before we shake hands, she starts suckin' my dick Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down Beatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw 'til my dick gets sore One girl is leavin', there's two more outside that just walk through the door Now I've learned to eat pussy while I'm wearin' a frown So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down Lickin' me, stickin' me dick in your puss 'til the sun comes up Ladies I never met sendin' me texts, sayin' they wanna fuck Girls suck on my nuts while they're reachin' around So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down Why am I down?