Puss In Boots

All those LA, West coast, silicone women

Really think they're hot

But it's no fun titty-fuckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks

And up in New York City, all them uptight bitties

Like to shave their cooch

But I prefer a little fur on my burger

If you're wantin' me to tell the truth

I like my puss in boots

A girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Waylon tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I wanna girl in a cowboy hat

Her tongue knows where my butthole is at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots

Well, the girls in Chicago, they can spit, they can swallow

When they're on their knees

But it's hard to stay hard when you're fuckin' in a car and it's four degrees

All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky

But I have to pass

'Cause I only get wood when my dick is up a good old Southern ass

I like my puss in boots

Girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Willie tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I wanna girl in a cowboy hat

Tongue knows where my butthole is at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots

Don't have no high heels on

When you're slidin' up and down my dong

And keep your fuckin' flip flops and your Birkenstock's

Away from my hillbilly cock

I like my puss in boots

A girl who knows how to honky tonk

Hums along to a Wheeler tune

While she's hummin' on my cock and balls

I wanna girl in a cowboy hat

Tongue knows where my butthole is at

Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes

I like my puss in boots

Boots

Boots