Some Like It Hot

The world is like this supper club The Lord above, the maître-d' He throws the menu down Lets you peruse, then ask ya' "What will it be?" The choices are many, so risk it, love And have it your own way 'Cause whatever butters your biscuit, love Is fine by me Which is why I say Some like a cool pastoral scene With rolling hills, and woods of green It's heaven-sent, to pitch a tent To bill in cool Some like the warm Hawaiian clim' Where one can really take one's time And hit the sack, an upright shack Just made for two Some like it nippy on the ice 'Cause then the sheets are paradise Keep rubbin' hips, until your lips Are turning blue! Some like it rough, some like it tame Give me a moth who loves the flame Some like it hard and hot It's what I got for you! Now on a sultry summer day Some consummate with consumé Yes, as a rule it keeps things cool As mountain air And though the postman might ring twice Some like a man who brings the ice He cometh with his block To stock my Frigidaire! To warm the cockles of their heart Some like a fresh young apple tart But in a storm, just being warm Will never do But if you were yen for egg-foo young Mine's guaranteed to burn your tongue Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! If everybody was the same Well, life would be a bore If Manny goes with Sammy, hell That's what he's yearnin' for! Let different rhythms move your seat For I have often found We all dance to a different beat And that's what makes the world go 'round! Everybody, dance! If you like your seafood salty Come and cast your line in me If not, just keep on dabbing for Some new fish in the sea The world's a great big candy store So let your tootsie roll! Come dance on through our swingin' door and Put some sugar in your bowl! So ladies, Hades is the spot To feel what angels sure are not Some like it hot, and hot is what I got For you! Some like it hot And hot Is what I got for you!