Two Times Table

Do you like shoes? Uh huh? Well I like twos I'm the two times table And we both like to dance I like things that come in twos I like ears, and elbows, and knees I like pairs of gloves and turtle doves I like wings, and wellies, and water skis When you're counting slippers, or flippers, or shoes This is the method you'll need to use A table for twos One two is two Two twos are four Three twos are six Are you keeping the score? Four twos are eight Five twos are ten Six twos are twelve Are you ready for more? Seven twos are fourteen Eight twos are sixteen Nine twos are eighteen That might be plenty But why should we stop now? Reach for the top now Ten twos (ten twos, ten twos) Are twenty It's shoe time! Work boots and wellies Flip-flops and jellies Slip-ons and sliders Sprint shoes with spikes Shiny black tap shoes Buckle and strap shoes Slip-ons for riders Of super fast bikes Velcro or lace-up Let's keep the pace up And count all the shoes In twos One pair is two Two pairs are four Three pairs are six Now let's take to the floor Four pairs are eight Five pairs are ten Six pairs are twelve You can guess what's in store Seven pairs are fourteen Eight pairs are sixteen Nine pairs are eighteen That might be plenty But we can still do more Why not have two more? Ten twos (ten twos, ten twos) Are two tens (two tens) Are twenty Two tens can tango and do the fandango 20 unstoppable, swappable blocks Ten twos can line up and shine up their shoes And when there are shoes, there are usually socks Stripy and spotty Diamond and dotty Yellow and red socks with holes in the toes Long socks and short socks School socks and sport socks Warm wooly bed socks which grandma once chose Silky and snazzy Jolly and jazzy Let's count them all Good call One pair is two Two pairs are four Three pairs are six Now let's open the drawer Four pairs are eight Five pairs are ten Six pairs are twelve Socks you cannot ignore Seven pairs are fourteen Eight pairs are sixteen Nine pairs are eighteen That might be plenty Let's have some new socks Orange and blue socks Ten pairs (ten pairs, ten pairs) Are twenty Sideways! One two is two Two twos are four Three twos are six Are you keeping the score? Four twos are eight Five twos are ten Six twos are twelve Are you ready for more? Seven twos are fourteen Eight twos are sixteen Nine twos are eighteen That might be plenty But why should we stop now? Reach for the top now Ten twos (Ten twos) (Ten twos) Are twenty