I'm Not Easy

A/e phir aa gae Saba raji-khushee! Aa! Are, aa jaa "heer"! Kaal mere gelyan hoya Kati bhunda chaalaa tha Takkarya Melbourne Maa vaa gamma aala tha Re weekend mera Meri vintage see car thi Rai vo bhee pooraa endi Uspe bhee kaali thar thi Badee-badee munch Uke kaana tak baal the Shart ke khulle Agle button chaar the Kurta-pyjama Paave tha vo dhole rang ka Rai dil luutane ke Uke laag rahe vichaar the Sheesha neeche kar Vaa bulaave ram-ram tha Rai main thi akad mein Manne kariya naa salaam tha Gussa mera dekh unne Horn bajaae bade Horn bajaake mera Puch rahaya vo naam tha Kaalaa tera suut Kave, naas maravaavegi ke? Chore jataa ke Too badmaash banvaavegi ke Gora tera rang Mere aagi too pasand Kave zindagi bana dyun Meri zindagi mein aavegi ke? Vaa tha foot 6 ka Main bhee chhoree 5'7 kee Rai vaa tha sisam-sa Main bhee chhoree thade gaat kee Gadee pe likhaaya 'mahakaal ke deewaane' Zaraa baath sun chore Main bhee fan bholenath kee Tanne ke laage tha Yoohee baataan mein bahkaa legaa ke Chamakata chaand Chaar chakkaron mein paa legaa ke Self-depend re Main chhoree jamaa and Main 'kha udata toofaan Yoohee baahon mein samaa legaa ke (kaal mere gelyan hoya kati bhunda chaalaa) Banduq te bhee zyaada mera Aankhyaan aala khoff sai Main bhee Cinderella Je too Heartthrobe sai Attitude waali Tanne dekhin hogee bahut Par naam mera "heer" Manne choudhar ka shaunk sai Chhoree haryane kee main Rup behisaab sai Tere jaise aashiqaan pe Likh dayun kitaab main Bolee meri theth Manne kave thodee aakadhu see Dil to sai theek Bas dimaag hee karaab sai Khaamkhaa mein akad Dikhaai naa kade Manne karee jo tarakkee Yuuhin gaai naa kade Mere kaandhe pe sai boj Baapu aale supnya ka Re aashiqui mein aankhiyaan Ladaai naa kade (kaal mere gelyan hoya) Are baath sun 'heer' Tuun PR hai Is khaatar tere te kariya pyaar kaunya Aur saaree duniyaa mein jaa ke to liye Tanne jat varga milegaa naa yaar kaunya Aur madam! Din mein shift-aan, raat main studio main gavai Manne tere jisa dekhya star kaunya Tere jisa dekhya star kaunya