Half in the Bag

You can call me a sinner,

But you don’t wanna try it

The next thing I know, you’re asking where to buy it…

Ain’t no angel, I know

I got a smoke-ring for a halo

But nobody can show

Why I gotta say “no”

Yeah man, I’m half in the bag

But I ain’t feeling so bad

Yeah man, I’m half in the bag

But I ain’t feeling so bad

Well I’m asking for matches,

Say can you give me a light?

As long as there ain’t no badges

We’ll be blazing all night

And we’re all half in the bag

And we ain’t feeling so bad

Yeah man, we’re half in the bag

And we ain’t feeling so bad

Yeah man we’re half in the bag

And we ain’t feeling so bad

Yeah man, I’m half in the bag

And we ain’t feeling so bad

Yeah man, he’s half in the bag

Yeah man, she’s half in the bag

Yeah man, we’re half in the bag

And we ain’t feeling so bad