Johnny When He's Sweet and John for All the Rest

Sitting on the couch And Johnny comes around Puts his paws on me My face then On the ground Hugs me 'round the neck I got this little bet You won't be coming back And don't call John your pet And don't call, don't call John your pet He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps And don't call, don't call John your pet Wrote a silly song And Johnny sang along I wrote a silly song And Johnny sang along I wrote a silly song And Johnny sang along And don't call, don't call John your pet He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps And don't call, don't call John your pet And don't call, don't call John your pet He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps And don't call, don't call John your pet