The Legend of the Suneater in the Goddamn Spacehell (feat. Craig Cairns)

Unparalleled Swordsman Demon slayer most true From the 3rd Company Came this heroic dude Eternal warrior bound To his bigdick sword He gained his powers Through an arcane ward As a youth, he took the life Of a demon lord The damned soul cursed the man With his dying words Banished to the realm of Spacehell Where torture reigns There, in this deadly land He earned his name Suneater! Suneater! Fighting to the last! Suneater! Suneatеr! Kicker of demon ass! Suneater! Suneatеr! Questing across the land! Suneater! Suneater! He'll provide the hams! This is the Glorious Legend of the Suneater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm The Suneater wandered Spacehell for an age or two Once he was done with that he knew what to do Seeing the demon menace all around He took it upon himself to bring them down Starting with the God of Plague he burned down all its trees Noxious gardens turned to cinders in a killing spree Next, he faced the seductive chosen of the pleasure god Six selected sluts slaughtered it was epic and pog The demon of the changer challenged the Suneater with a cry He with replied with a FUCK OFF Then tore the labyrinth fortress from the sky Soon the demons of the bronze lord seek him out with frenzied craze The SunEater didn't give a shit killed them all in his furious blaze This is the Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm And once he does return He'll lead us all to our Final Destiny A final battle against the Great ArchEnemy To reach our eternal victory Suneater! Suneater! Fighting to the last! Suneater! Suneater! Kicker of demon ass! Suneater! Suneater! Questing across the land! Suneater! Suneater! He'll provide the hams! This is the Glorious Legend of the Suneater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the Mortal Realm