The Earth Didn't Move (You're Just Hung Over)

You say the earth moved, and you're being literal

And since you stopped shaving you say you feel natural

You don't brush your teeth, you don't care about enamel

You're watching the skies and the Weather Channel

And just one more night like that

Just one more slight mishap

And I'm sending you to a posh rehab

The earth didn't move, you're just hung over again

You were wrapped in a quilt up to your navel

And your stomach hurt from the Walker's Red Label

And the keyboard’s broke and so is the stool

You said you could feel it in every last molecule

But just one more night like that

Just one more slight mishap

And I'm sending you to a posh rehab

The earth didn't move, you're just hung over again

You chalked it up to happenstance

And bet me your record label's advance

But I know you're over, everybody knows you're over

Your third husband left 'cause he couldn't keep up

But nobody cares about the songs that you sung

‘Cause the ones you wrote and just gave away

They’re the only reason you still get paid

But just one more night like that

Just one more tiny mishap

And I'm sending you to a posh rehab

The earth didn't move, you're just hung over…

And just one more night like that

(You say the earth moved, and you're being literal)

Just one more slight mishap

(And since you stopped shaving you say you feel natural)

And I'm sending you to a posh rehab

(You don't brush your teeth, you don't care about enamel)

The earth didn't move, you've just got the shakes

(You're watching the skies)

You're just hung over again