A Car For Real Men

I got time on my hands

I got some retirement money

I got a wife who understands

Right, honey?

It's probably too late

To buy a treadmill, lose that weight

But I could buy my time machine

The Chevy of my wildest dreams

A car designed for real men

With triple tails, two-barrel carb, real power

America is great again

For just about an hour

The Auburn, Indiana auction calls

I want the '68 Impala with whitewalls

I want some wind in my hair

And yeah I still got some there