Bring Your Package To Me

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there's just one thing I need

I just care about my cookie wrapped around your Christmas tree

You just need to bang my back out there upon the fireplace

Santa Claus will make me happy with his toy on Christmas Day

I just want your big strong bone more than you have ever known

Make my wish come true

And baby, all I want for Christmas is to be screwed

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas, I won't even ask for hoes

I'm just gonna keep on waiting with the sweetest camel toe

If I could make a list I'd slide down your north pole, my sweet dick

Boy, you got me so excited thinking 'bout your sugar stick

I just need you here tonight, daddy please come bring me right

What more can I do? Well, baby, all I want for Christmas is you

I've been good all year but tonight I wanna play

With your jingle balls slapping on my slay

My kitty will be singing

Oh babe, you got me screaming

Darling, won't you please be the D I really need?

Won't you please bring your package to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas, treat me like a little whore

Please bend me over, baby, keep me begging you for more

I just want your big strong bone more than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

And baby, all I want for Christmas is you

Yeah, baby